To market, to market to buy a whole lot of stuff.

happy, excited toddler and preschooler? check.

one easy, mellow infant? check.

one filthy, cozy-coupe grocery cart? check.

disinfectant spray? check.

disinfectant wipes? check.

one big, empty-ish grocery store? check.

lots of lovely fresh produce for once! sing praises? check.

quickly get all items on list and a couple I forgot to write down? check.

one purple balloon? check.

one blue balloon? check.

infant fast asleep? check.

drive home safely? check.

infant saves massive poop until AFTER being removed from carseat? check.

happy mama? mm-hmm.